A Message from The Manager Gordon Brittas B.A.
Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre
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A Message from The Manager
Gordon Brittas B.A.
Welcome through this Window for Sport and Leisure and
into Whitbury Newtown Leisure Centre. I assume as you are reading this you have filed out
the various entry forms and supplied the relevant certificates to validate you as a memer
of the leisure centre. If you have not please read the entry section below.
I hope this board will give you an insight to our little centre and encourage to get out
of those chairs and actually do something active with your lives.
This is far better than the normal noticeboards I use for three main reasons.
1. The items are all straight and not a non matching drawing pin in sight. A tidy
noticeboard tells the public a lot about those who run it. A tidy board shows a tidy mind
I always say.
2. Nobody draws over the pictures. Finding that all the pictures of the staff have
beards and I have an eye patch does not amuse me. Handwriting will be checked for anybody
in the centre holding a blue fibre tip pen
3. Viewing figures are increased by several thousand. The general attendance of the
Centre could be better, but the statistics on the number of people reading the notice
boards is now very encouraging.
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